So I saw Nick Cage today

Not really. I saw a man in a suit and a coat that was Nicholas Cage, but he looked so small out of my 8th floor window that I didn’t actually recognize him. But it was him. I saw him act a scene.
They blocked two of the streets next to my building and put snow [...]

Smart Alecks

There are very smart people. People who know everything including how to do your job. To them I would like to say this:
You moron, shut up!! It is our job to know about Sasser, the latest virus. It’s not only our job, which we take very seriously, but our passion. We don’t just work here, [...]